Thursday, August 31, 2006

Snow, this county is so ... "tyrolian"

It is the 31st of August and there's already snow in Tyrol. The Silvretta mountain pass was closed for cars without snow-chains and it's frickin' freezin' even down in the Inn-valley.

I gonna re-define the word tyrolian: Think about the word "kafkaesk". Now combine it with "crapiest weather over a time of 5 weeks ever" and you have the new meaning.


Thursday, August 24, 2006

Seriously, I didn't mean to hit you ...

Picture this: It's the first school day of my final highschool year and seats are allocated in the classroom. I choose a place right next to my friends, but unfortunately the seat to my right remains empty and a complete dork called Joachim considers himself worthy sitting there. One has to mention that Joachim is probably the biggest retard I've ever known and I simply can't stand ugly thickos. To round up the package of idiotism this guy has the weirdest political oppinion and shows no hesitation sharing his thoughts with everyone else talking straight out of his arse.

To make him regret and reconsider his choice I want to give him a sharp knock onto his forehead with my knuckles. However, when I trie to do so, I suddenly feel a flashing pain and jolt up in my pitch-black room's bed, utterly confused. Switching on the light I realise it was just a dream. Nevertheless, I've punched my bedside-table that hard, that some skin was scraped off on the furniture's edge.

Seriously, I didn't mean to hit you bedside table.

Träume sind also doch nicht nur Schäume!


Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Buffer bath

I managed to get bathed until soaking wet in pH 8.5 Tris/HCl buffer with a tasty splash of sodium chloride. How? Just walk into a room where 50 litre column explodes right when you enter the room. One of the apprentices blocked the column exit and the pressure went up to 20bars. I was literally pissed...

I'm just wondering why the pressure alarm didn't pop on. Crap machine from the last century.


Friday, August 18, 2006

Disturbing commercials

"... the most advanced technique you've ever urinated on ..."

I would certainly start thinking about the loo, if they weren't showing pictures of a pregnancy test with LCD screen. Hell guys, can't you think about a more decent way to advertise such things? Poor George, I hope he's never going to see this spot.

Another shocking advert was about sanitary towels for women you couldn't hold their bladder. Waaaaah, I don't want to hear about such things in broad daylight. I'll start a poll to ban such clips from television at noon. After all you don't have the "call-me" adverts on the program before midnight either! Same bloody league.


Thursday, August 17, 2006


Since I'm a bit dyslexic (a half? a quarter?) I keep mixing up numbers, skip letters or leave out whole words out of scentences (always bolloxed up my math marks). If I were smart I'd probably get it attested by a psycologist (physician?) and claim some extra time for my exams, receive a free PC, etc.

It's a gift?

!ton s'ti on


Friday, August 11, 2006

Code 133

While working under the close supervision of your boss, it's absolutely necessary for the employees to develop "code-speech" for breaks. Others may call a coffee break "CFE", but we simply call it by the room-number where the coffee-machine is. And one must admitt: it sounds cool.


Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Secret "Munich" sequels discovered

By extreme effords I have discovered that Germany produced secret German sequels to Steven Spielbergs "Munich", which are only available in Munich's stores. Unfortunately, I could only take a picture of parts one and seven. I've been in grave danger to recover this shot:

Secret Munich sequels!


Thursday, August 03, 2006

Ryanair ... unbelievable!

A couple of months ago RyanAir justified their baggage fees of 3.5€ per piece, by increasing the free luggage weight to 20kg per person (from 15kg). However, recently they stated on their website that the free weight allowance is going to be decreased to 15kg per person again from November onwards. The baggage fees remain though!

Seems like they found an easy way to make money for nothing.