Googlezon will come: Epic2014
Update: The entry seemed so short, so I'll add an item of randomness.
«Voice?» said Rincewind.
«What happens if I claim immunity because I'm a foreigner?»
«There's a sepcial thing they do with a wire-mesh waistcoat and a cheesegrate.»
«And there are torturers in Hunghung who can keep a man alive for years.»
«I suppose you're not talking about healthy early morning runs and a high-fibre diet?»
from Terry Pratchett's Discworld novel 'Interesting Times'