Grrr, gotta see a doc

What I avoided successfully for more than two years eventually came over me: I have to go and see a British physician. Since I almost coughed my lung onto the floor I figured it might be a good idea to have my persistent cold checked (almost 3 weeks), which wouldn't even get better after 4 days of sleep and relaxing. Lucky as I am, I probably caught an atypical pneumonia. So I'll have to register to the NHS and sit around for a couple of hours in the ER, «briliant».

Something to cheer up the minds again: Will it blend?