I new that Winnie Pooh is all about drugs
The donkey is apathetic, extremely slow and unmotivated: Weed
The piglet is always frightened and paranoid. It also sees "ghosts": LSD, permanent bad trip
Rabbit wants everything for himself and has a huge snout: Coke
Tigger jumps around and can't stay still for a second without getting exhausted: Speed, XTC
Christopher Robin can talk to animals, yeah: Mushrooms
Winnie Pooh has limitless hunger and imaginativeness: Amphetamines, LSD
All just a weird coincidence, or are we all getting manipulated from our youth onwards?
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And the owl always comes to everyone's rescue when they have "problems": Dealer
i always saw pooh on weed cause he is always hungry and is always walking around in a stupor... the donkey on depressants...the owl as a drunk cause he sleeps all day and stumbles around... the rabbit is a meth cooker.. and christopher robin as the dealer cause everyone is always looking for christopher robin
dude?! where's Roo's dad?? kenga is such a ho. :) tigger hits on her and everyone else sucludes her. and why are they all british?!?!?!
Speed is the same amphetamines dude...
And after taking amphetamines you won't be willing to eat at all, sometimes for days after certain amounts...
Pooh's on weed definately... :D
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