Tuesday, June 13, 2006

I new that Winnie Pooh is all about drugs

The donkey is apathetic, extremely slow and unmotivated: Weed

The piglet is always frightened and paranoid. It also sees "ghosts": LSD, permanent bad trip

Rabbit wants everything for himself and has a huge snout: Coke

Tigger jumps around and can't stay still for a second without getting exhausted: Speed, XTC

Christopher Robin can talk to animals, yeah: Mushrooms

Winnie Pooh has limitless hunger and imaginativeness: Amphetamines, LSD

All just a weird coincidence, or are we all getting manipulated from our youth onwards?



Anonymous Anonymous said...

And the owl always comes to everyone's rescue when they have "problems": Dealer

6:23 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i always saw pooh on weed cause he is always hungry and is always walking around in a stupor... the donkey on depressants...the owl as a drunk cause he sleeps all day and stumbles around... the rabbit is a meth cooker.. and christopher robin as the dealer cause everyone is always looking for christopher robin

6:52 am  
Blogger eva said...

dude?! where's Roo's dad?? kenga is such a ho. :) tigger hits on her and everyone else sucludes her. and why are they all british?!?!?!

9:58 pm  
Blogger Linards said...

Speed is the same amphetamines dude...

And after taking amphetamines you won't be willing to eat at all, sometimes for days after certain amounts...

Pooh's on weed definately... :D

4:01 pm  

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