Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world

Indeed.

If I had the monopoly on all the coffee worldwide, I would crown myself to the god-emperor and leave all folks obeisant at my dusty feet. Coffee would be sold as ambrosia for insane prices, given by the all-just god-emperor.

"Who rules the melange, rules the universe".

Apparently, I needed a cup of the tasty beverage, when I typed this entry. Damn, these withdrawal syndromes suck.

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Blogger zandy said...

Rule the World?? I think not...According to Dr. Lewis, "excessive intake of caffeine promotes heart disease." So you may not live long enough to take over the world, Brain...

10:46 pm  
Blogger Mike said...

Who said, I would drink all the coffee? This is like to allege that a cocain-drug boss sniffs all his coke.

Nevertheless, Frank Herbert made a nice statement:
"Melange extends the consciousness and lets you live longer"
mehehehehehe

9:33 am  

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